OFFICE INSPIRATIONALS
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
5. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
6. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time
you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
7. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
8. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to
myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
9. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
10. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
11. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
12. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you
with experience.
1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow
isn't looking good either.
2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go
flying by.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
5. Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
6. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time
you need them, chances are you won't be needing them again.
7. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
8. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to
myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?!"
9. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
10. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
11. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
12. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you
with experience.
