THE PLAY
Robert's dad picked him up from school to take him to a dental appointment.
Knowing the parts for the school play were supposed to be posted that day,
the dad asked Robert if he got one.
Robert enthusiastically announced that he had.
"I play a man who's been married for twenty years."
"That's great, son. Keep up the good work and before you know it they'll be
giving you a speaking part."